Once upon a time...
In a far away land, there lived an elf.
But not just any elf.
This elf was someone very special.
This elf was an elfin-maiden, and in all the land there lived none so lovely and noble as she.
But enough of all that. This elfin-maiden can kick some serious butt at kenpo karate, so be sure to stay on her good side...but if you can't manage to do that, you'd better make sure the Force is with you whenever you get near her.
This elfin-maiden loves reading, because she learned from an early age that reading = learning.
Although some would diagree with this opinion, I may point out that even if one reads a book that has no real educational value whatsoever, he or she will have learned never to read that book again after they put it down.
This elfin-maiden is a health food nut with a major sweet tooth, although those who don't know better would classify her as a junk food junkie.
This elfin-maiden now enjoys research, as a result of her participation in debate club the past nine months. Funny how finding one's passion makes one so love the hard work that goes into it.
This elfin-maiden is Irish. Irish to the core, with red hair, although in more ways than one she could also pass as part mexican or asian, with the exception of her appearance. Looks can be decieving, you know.
This elfin-maiden jumps at every chance she gets to use a sword, bayonette, or crossbow. She often borrows them from Aragorn, although she will someday soon own a beautiful weapon of her own to practice with.
This elfin-maiden is going to teach Aragorn to ride a skateboard upon his safe arrival back from that battle in the humid, barren place in the middle of Mordor known as South Carolina. He will conquer the Dark Power.
This elfin-maiden will record many an ancient tale of old in new books so that the heroes and battles and romances will never be forgotten by those that dwell in the Shire.
And just in case you were wondering, this elfin-maiden now has complete reign over this region named Placated By Post.
She will now oversee Placated so that no secrets of the Ring shall fall into the enemy's hands.
Welcome her, good people of Blogspot!